The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need
I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.
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"Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future."
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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"Finally, in a low whisper, he said, ‘I think I might be a terrible person.’ For a split second I believed him - I thought he was about to confess a crime, maybe a murder. Then I realized that we all think we might be terrible people. But we only reveal this before asking someone to love us. It is a kind of undressing."
Miranda July, The First Bad Man
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I think it’s so great that Jason Segal is in this pic. He has no reason to be there, yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen!
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So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
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